skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

chasing that feeling

chasing that feeling is drinking white wine, smoking Shake, sniffing amyl, and masturbating trying to reach the point-of-no-return which is just about but not quite before you have an awesome cumgasm.

I've been chasing that feeling for three hours!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021