in and out through the back door

in and out through the back door is the way a guy fucks another dude in his asshole.

I was asleep, but Matt went in and out through the back door anyway!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.

Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.

When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.

Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021