USAF Cadet 's definitions

pre-cum

pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.

When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020

Snowflake

Because she has a patch of pure white fur on her chest, Snowflake is one of the nicknames I call my little sweetheart girl Deja Vu, a lab/pitt-bull mix who went to heaven 25 Nov 2020.

I've been desolated the last few days because my little girl, Deja , who I call Snowflake went to heaven!

by USAF Cadet December 1, 2020