USAF Cadet 's definitions

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

impale

impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.

Chris impaled me on his prong last night!

by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.

As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

cum-sickle

A cum-sickle is a frozen condom full of cumgasms.

A cum-sickle is one of my favorite desserts!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Valor Morgulus

Valor Morgulus means "All Men Must Die" in High Valerian from "Game of Thrones".

Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.

I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021