handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.
I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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cum-on-a-pizza

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.
We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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slave-auction

A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.
Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!
by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021
mugGet the slave-auctionmug.

fist-fuck

To fist-fuck a guy, a dude pushes his fist up the guy's asshole and fucks him with it until and after he has a fist-gasm.
Matt wanted to fist-fuck me, but I said "No Way!" -- I heard it gives you hemorrhoids!
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
mugGet the fist-fuckmug.

minute-man

A minute-man is a guy who can jack off and cum in a minute or less.
Man -- when I'm horney, I can be a minute-man!
by USAF Cadet September 03, 2021
mugGet the minute-manmug.
Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
mugGet the Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greenemug.

back-sleeper

A back-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his back in a gay bathhouse room so dudes who enter know he wants to be sucked off.
Matt is a back-sleeper and I'm a tummy sleeper!
by USAF Cadet September 02, 2021
mugGet the back-sleepermug.