USAF Cadet 's definitions

spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.

When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked

When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!

by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021

seven

seven is the number of cum-shots I usually have when I jack off and blow my load.

Yeah ... I had a seven again this morning when I jacked off.

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

cnut

A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.

The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021

Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.

I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!

by USAF Cadet September 9, 2021

Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.

My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021