USAF Cadet 's definitions

pillow-cum

pillow-cum is the wet-spot a guy has on his goose-down pillow after he blows a load on it.

Aww shit -- my pillow has pillow-cum all over it!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.

I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020

wonder-bed

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

pillow-fucker

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.

I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

shower scum

shower scum is the accumulated soap and cumgasms that clog the drains in cadet shower-rooms.

As a new cadet, I have to clean the shower scum out of the drains in the upper-classmen's showers.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020