I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

-gasm

A -gasm is anything that makes a guy's cock feel cumtastic and cum-gasmic.

I sucked Matt's big toe and I had toe-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.

Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.

by USAF Cadet April 02, 2021

stiffy

A stiffy is an insistent raging boner.

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021