Definitions by USAF Cadet

Splorp! 

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

Splorp! by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

throat-gasm 

A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.

I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!

throat-gasm by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

teen cum 

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

teen cum by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

dildo jack-off 

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.

My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!

dildo jack-off by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

Dick Whisperer 

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a [cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.

My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!

Dick Whisperer by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

soap hair 

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

soap hair by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

soap hair 

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

soap hair by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020