Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
Get the Splort! mug.A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.
My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
Get the Line-up mug.A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the Kirby suck-gasm mug.A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
Get the cunt-buster mug.A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
Get the Dick Whisperer mug.A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
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