USAF Cadet's definitions

jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Cadet Oath

The Cadet Oath is a pledge that all cadets make :" I wil not lie, cheat, or steal, and I will report any cadet who does."

We all took the Cadet Oath!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

tight sac-de-noix

A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.

When I'm taking care of my morning wood, I like to play with my tight sac-de-noix!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

dick-gasm

A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.

I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

butterfly-kiss

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020