quickie

A quickie ia a jack-off session and cumgasm that takes less than three minutes.
I try to get in a quickie between classes!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.
Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
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Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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B & D

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.
Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.
I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!
by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021
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