USAF Cadet's definitions

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.

Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

mouth-cum

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.

I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is sucking dick at a glory-hole all afternoon.

On some days, I like to get some Afternoon Delight!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

lower in-hole

A lower in-hole is a guy's asshole -- used by other dudes to fuck and have cumgasms in.

When my roomies spit-roast me, they use my upper in-hole and my lower in-hole!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021