Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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cum-smell

cum-smell is the odor emanating from teenage boys' bedrooms
Oh-oh -- even my friends say my bedroom has cum-smell!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.
Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
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rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum
My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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rim-fuck

To rim-fuck a guy, a dude fucks his rim-buddie in his boy-hole with his tongue while jacking off, until they both have a rim-gasm.
Last night, I rim-fucked Matt, my cadet roomie, and he blew his load in his mouth!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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slave-auction

A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.
Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!
by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021
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