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Definitions by USAF Cadet

powdered cum 

powdered cum is dried and finely-ground cumgasms from other guys' used rubbers, jockstraps, or jacked out of them that a guy snorts like cumcaine.
I snorted some powdered cum and it gave me a hard-on!
powdered cum by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

star-gasm 

A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!
Wow! I smoked some Shake, had a cumgasm, and had a star-gasm!
star-gasm by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.
I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!
Splazz by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
To suck means for a guy to wrap his lips around another guy's fuck-stick and move his mouth up and down and all around on his rock-hard shaft until he has a cumgasm and you swallow all of it.
suck by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!
MLK-gasm by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

male model 

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.
When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.
male model by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
To snow-ball, a guy has a cumgasm in the mouth of his cocksucker, and then they exchange the cum with each other kissing.
Matt likes to snow-ball after he face-fucks me!
snow-ball by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021