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cadet snowman

A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.
It's snowing! -- Matt and I are going to make a cadet snowman!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
mugGet the cadet snowmanmug.

campfire circle-jerk

A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.
When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!
by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
mugGet the campfire circle-jerkmug.

cum-sucker

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.
As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!
by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021
mugGet the cum-suckermug.

bung-hole

A bung-hole is a guy's boi-pussy.
Matt came back from the gym and wanted to fuck my bung-hole!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
mugGet the bung-holemug.

nCum

nCum is the need for cum, as in nAch (the need for Achievement), nAff (the need for Affiliation), and nPow (the need for Power).
My nCum score is off the scale!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
mugGet the nCummug.

Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.
Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
mugGet the Profile in Couragemug.

lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
mugGet the lube-gasmmug.

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