USAF Cadet's definitions

breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

maskurbate

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.

I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!

by USAF Cadet December 7, 2020

Sit on it

Sit on it is what a guy says to another dude when he wants that guy to ride the peg - his big raging boner.

When I got back from the cadet showers, Matt, one of my roomies, was laying on his bed with a raging boner and he told me to sit on it!

by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.

Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.

Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

short & curlies

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair

Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!

by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021