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Definitions by USAF Cadet

Spit-Roast Deluxe 

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.
A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!
Spit-Roast Deluxe by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

aborted cumgasm 

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.
I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!
aborted cumgasm by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Sliquid is a slick liquid personal lubricant[ that I use to [jack off with in my Fleshlight or bare-handed because I'm cut high and tight.
Hey Bud - pass me the Sliquid!
Sliquid by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
textbook cum-stain by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Ride the Peg 

Ride the Peg means for a guy to sit on the raging hard-on of another dude's dick and move his body up, down, and all around, while jacking off until they both have cumgasms and blow their loads -- best if another guy is also fucking his mouth.
Matt likes me to Ride the Peg sometimes.
Ride the Peg by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Best Buds 

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.
Matt and I are Best Buds!
Best Buds by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
A rent-boy is a male prostitute - usually a hottie, who gets paid to participate in sexual acts with other men.
As a younger teenager, I was a rent-boy when I lived in San Francisco, but one night this dude invited five friends over and I had to suck or fuck all of them -- I felt like a cum-pumpkin!
rent-boy by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021