milk-bone

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.

Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!

by USAF Cadet August 06, 2021

dick-stink

dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.

I smelled dick-stink on Matt's cock when he forced it in my mouth and said loudly, "Suck Dick!"

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

beaver

beaver is a young female cadet's hairy pussy.

Matt and I went to a dance looking for some beaver!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!

Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020