USAF Cadet's definitions

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

mile-high club platinum

The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.

Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020