USAF Cadet's definitions

maskhole

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

au naturel

au naturel means naked

Nearly all the cadets in my pod walk around au naturel , sometimes with boners!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2021

cum-breath

cum-breath is the smell on my breath after I give my cadet roomie a blowjob and cumgasm.

I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.

He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021