703 definitions by USAF Cadet
fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.
by USAF Cadet May 4, 2021
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021
fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020