USAF Cadet's definitions

head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

the Edge

the Edge is the point of no return that a guy gets to when he's jacking off or getting sucked and he's ALMOST READY to cum.

Oh - oh .. ahhh... I'm on the Edge ..... I'm cumming!!!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

cum-gum

cum-gum is cum-flavored chewing gum.

I went to the drugstore looking for some cum-gum.

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020