USAF Cadet's definitions

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.

I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.

When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.

I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!

by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020