USAF Cadet's definitions
tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.
That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!
by USAF Cadet March 17, 2021
Get the tongue-fuckmug. by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the put a smile on his facemug. A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
Get the gorfmug. A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the raging bonermug. Mexicali Rose is what my cadet roomie calls me when he wants to fuck my boy-hole using hot sauce to lube his tube and my chute.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Mexicali Rosemug. A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.
When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the cum-mopmug. Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
Get the Fleshlight Secondsmug.