USAF Cadet's definitions

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.

When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Fox

A Fox is a guy who likes randy sex -- rimming assholes, and sucking dicks, anytime, anywhere, with abandon.

Matt calls me a Fox -- I don't know why - ha-ha!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.

I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021