Perfect -gasm

A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.

I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

run the train

run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.

They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020

sneeze-gasm

A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.

I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!

by USAF Cadet November 04, 2020

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021