USAF Cadet's definitions

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.

Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

cum-hole

A cumhole is a guy's mouth or asshole into which another guy pumps his cumgasm.

MY Favorite cum-hole is my mouth, but Matt uses both!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021