USAF Cadet's definitions

cum-on-a-pizza

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.

We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

double-dick

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.

Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.

Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

cumshot

A cumshot is the slippery, sweet/salty and tasty ivory-colored fluid that spurts out of a guy's dick when he has a cumgasm.

I sucked him off and swallowed his cumshot!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

junk

junk is a guy's cock and balls

I love looking at other guys' junk!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020