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When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

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by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021

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Corona-gasm

A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.

I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!

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by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

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park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

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by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

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power bottom

A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.

I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!

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by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

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Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

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by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

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Score !

Score ! is what a guy shouts before giving another dude a fist-clinched, back-handed smack! to the sac-de-noix of his team-mate.

I grabbed my nuts when I heard someone shout "Score !", and everyone laughed!

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by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

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sack-tap

A sack-tap is a light tap (it hurts tho!) that a fellow soccer player may do to another player, where a dude raps the sac-de-noix of another guy.

I sack-tapped Matt, and now he's got everyone trying to sack-rap me!

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by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

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