cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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franco gif

A franco gif is a gay porn gif depicting a hot dude with a big dick being masturbated by a machine that sucks his cock - - cumgasm after cumgasm after cumgasm.
I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
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8"

8" is length of some guys' dicks.
Matt and I both have 8" dicks!
by USAF Cadet July 09, 2021
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Mexicali Rose

Mexicali Rose is what my cadet roomie calls me when he wants to fuck my boy-hole using hot sauce to lube his tube and my chute.
Oh-oh -Matt just called me "Mexicali Rose"! I think I'm gonna get a hot dicking!
by USAF Cadet November 17, 2020
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squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
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Challenge Coin Tasks

Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.
When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
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head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 15, 2021
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