USAF Cadet's definitions

piss-gasm

A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.

Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

Do Me!

"Do Me!" is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to jack him off, make him cum, and swallow his load.

In the gym, Matt always says "Do Me!" and I do, whether or not another cadet is watching!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

cum d'eau

cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.

Matt always leaves cum d'eau in my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.

Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

prat

A prat is a cadet who is spoiled, arrogant, and rich with blond hair, blue eyes, and a big circumcised dick.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me a prat -- dunno, maybe I am! (btw, I'm the cadet in the giphy - at the far right bottom of the end.}

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

pre-cum

pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.

When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020