USAF Cadet's definitions

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021

butt-fucker

A butt-fucker is a guy who likes to fuck another guy in his asshole until he has a butt-gasm.

Christian is a real butt-fucker with his big dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

breath-control

breath-control is something a guy has to learn and comprehend in order to deepthroat a dude's long cock that he's thrusting down your throat.

I'm getting pretty good at my breath-control -- I've been practicing by sucking Matt's dick and swallowing his loads!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

do my doo-wah-diddie

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.

Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021