USAF Cadet's definitions

Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

screw

To screw, a guy fucks a dude in one of his screw-holes.

Matt and his friends always want to screw me!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.

Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.

I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020