chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 07, 2021

finger-tap-gasm

A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.

When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 04, 2021

sexting

sexting is sending sexually explicit text messages to someone showing things recorded on your i-Phone.

Matt likes sexting pictures of me sucking his dick, and then he sends them to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

skin floutist

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.

I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.

Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!

by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021