703 definitions by USAF Cadet

Fuck-Ball

A Fuck-Ball is what some of the cadets here at the Academy like to make -- five or more cadets wrap another cadet with duct tape leaving holes for his mouth and asshole, and then they take turns spit-roasting him until everybody has a Fuck-Ball-gasm.

Some of Matt's friends came to our room and made a Fuck-Ball out of me!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

dance belt

A dance belt is a special garment, like a jockstrap, that male dancers wear so their cock & balls don't show in tights.

His dick was so big that even a dance belt didn't hide his obvious boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.

When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.

Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 30, 2021

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020