Definitions by USAF Cadet
ass-brand
Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!
ass-brand by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Aussibum
Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.
Aussibum by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Wing, Wang, & Dong
Wing, Wang, & Dong by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
cum-pillow
A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
cum-pillow by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag
A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
lube-gasm
A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
lube-gasm by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Cadet Snow-Cannon
A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!
Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
Cadet Snow-Cannon by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021