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backdoor daisy-chain

A backdoor daisy-chain is a sexual maneuver where three or more guys fuck each other in their assholes simultaneously.
Ben and Joe came to our pod the other night, and we ended up having a backdoor daisy-chain -- I got to be in a middle position - fucking and being fucked at the same time.
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
mugGet the backdoor daisy-chainmug.

jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
mugGet the jack off mentormug.

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.
Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
mugGet the skin flutemug.

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.
Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
mugGet the lick my sackmug.

male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.
When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.
by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
mugGet the male modelmug.

field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
mugGet the field telephonemug.

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.
Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!
by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021
mugGet the assholemug.

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