A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
by USAF Cadet June 07, 2021
car-jacking is beating off in the car.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
by USAF Cadet January 06, 2021
spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!
by USAF Cadet June 02, 2021
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020