USAF Cadet's definitions
pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
Get the pubesmug. A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
Get the Terry-gasmmug. A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the French Ticklermug. To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
Get the douchemug. by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
Get the sac-de-noixmug. downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
Get the downright uprightmug. B & D is recreational scolding.
When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
Get the B & Dmug.