Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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Midnight Cowboy

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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WOW

I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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Fuck-Ball

A Fuck-Ball is what some of the cadets here at the Academy like to make -- five or more cadets wrap another cadet with duct tape leaving holes for his mouth and asshole, and then they take turns spit-roasting him until everybody has a Fuck-Ball-gasm.
Some of Matt's friends came to our room and made a Fuck-Ball out of me!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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cum-gun

A cum-gun is a squirt-gun filled with a guy's cum.
We all bought squirt-guns, and now we're going to load them and have a cum-gun fight!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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Fire-in-the-Hole

Fire-in-the Hole is what my cadet roomie, Matt, shouts when he's having a cumgasm in my asshole.
Matt always shouts "Fire-in-the-Hole" when he's blowing his load up my butt!
by USAF Cadet January 08, 2021
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nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!
Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020
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