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Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.
by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021
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Get the banana-bate mug.Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
Get the Sloppy Seconds mug.A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Get the FAP mug.A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
Get the Hand-job Canopy mug.Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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