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The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.
Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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First Fuck

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.
My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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cigar fuck

A cigar fuck is the screwing of a guy's asshole with a long, fat Cuban cigar.
Matt gave me a cigar fuck and then made me lick it clean after I shot my load so I could taste my own butt-juice!
by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021
mugGet the cigar fuckmug.

penis plug

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.
Please don't use that penis plug on me!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021
mugGet the penis plugmug.

cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.
I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.
Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!
by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021
mugGet the night-water cummug.

Line-up

A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.
My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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