Definitions by USAF Cadet

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

gooch by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

Sit on it 

Sit on it is what a guy says to another dude when he wants that guy to ride the peg - his big raging boner.

When I got back from the cadet showers, Matt, one of my roomies, was laying on his bed with a raging boner and he told me to sit on it!

Sit on it by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

Tri-Fuckta 

A Tri-Fuckta is a sexual act that three guys can engage in where one guy fucks another guy in his asshole while he's being fucked in HIS butt-hole by a third dude.

Three of my roomies had a Tri-Fuckta the other night, and all of us had cumgasms -- since I was in the middle, I was fucking one cadet while another was fucking me in my boy-hole!

Tri-Fuckta by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

e-Facebook-erated by USAF Cadet May 6, 2021

head-over-the bed throat-fuck 

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

head-over-the bed throat-fuck by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021

fucking awesome 

fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.

I was taking care of my morning wood earlier -- it was fucking awesome -- I had a perfect-gasm!

fucking awesome by USAF Cadet May 4, 2021

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

self-sucker by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021