USAF Cadet's definitions

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021