hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

by USAF Cadet November 25, 2020

Viagra-gasm

A Viagra-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes 300/mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, and jacks off and has an awesome cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, gave me Viagra and jacked me off and I had an awesome Viagra-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

the Hungries

the Hungries is what you get after you've smoked a joint of Jungle-Jizz and want more cock to suck

Man -- I'm stll high and Ive got the Hungries!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

bubble-butt

A bubble-butt is a cute young guy, with round firm boy-buns and a tight pink asshole that other dudes like to rim and fuck.

Matt and several other cadets like to fuck my bubble-butt whenever they can!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Rocky-Road

Rocky-Road is a guy's fuck-chute when another dude fucks him in his butthole after pushing smooth river pebbles up the dude's rim-hole and ramming his cock up and pumping him senseless leaving thick, creamy globs of his Rocky-Road -gasm.

Wow! Matt fucked my asshole with river rocks inserted and had a Rocky-Road-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021

Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021