USAF Cadet's definitions

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

Cadet Initiation

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!

I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.

I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

spunk

spunk is chunky cum

I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

Valor Morgulus

Valor Morgulus means "All Men Must Die" in High Valerian from "Game of Thrones".

Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020