703 definitions by USAF Cadet

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.

I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

cum-gum

cum-gum is cum-flavored chewing gum.

I went to the drugstore looking for some cum-gum.

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

wispies

wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.

I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!

by USAF Cadet February 15, 2021

penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.

All guys are penile by nature!

by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021

cum-sucker

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.

As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.

Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020