Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.

I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is sucking dick at a glory-hole all afternoon.

On some days, I like to get some Afternoon Delight!

by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021