Definitions by USAF Cadet

down-stroker 

A down-stroker is a kind of hand-job - the opposite of a pull-off, where a guy lubes his dick well and then, using alternating hands, grasps his cock near his cock-head and pulls and strokes his dick using only downward movements - NO UPWARD STROKES - until he has a down-stroke-gasm and shoots his load.

Now and then, Matt gives me a down-stroker -- I always end up tasting my own cum!

down-stroker by USAF Cadet August 7, 2021

milk-bone 

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.

Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!

milk-bone by USAF Cadet August 6, 2021

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.

Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

tubular 

tubular is the shape of a guy's dick.

All dicks are tubular -- some are bigger than others!

tubular by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

put this puppy to bed by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Weener Cleener Soap 

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

Weener Cleener Soap by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

01 Aug 21 

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

01 Aug 21 by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021