snow-job

A snow-job is a blow-job a guy can get while it's snowing.
Matt wants me to go outside with him and give him a snow-job!
by USAF Cadet January 08, 2021
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pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.
Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!
by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021
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point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.
Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
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a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.
A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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wispies

wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.
I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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