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French Tickler

A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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douche

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
mugGet the douchemug.

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
mugGet the whip-gasmmug.

C-Spot

A guy's C-Spot is that special place on his cock that makes him have a squirt-gasm when he blows his creamy load and has at least a tit-gasm, but more probably a mouthful of cum.
Oh Yum! I rubbed my C-Spot and tasted my own cum!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
mugGet the C-Spotmug.

wank

To wank means to jack off.
I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!
by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021
mugGet the wankmug.

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.
I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!
by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020
mugGet the Wonder-Bedmug.

soixante-neuf

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.
My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!
by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020
mugGet the soixante-neufmug.

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