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A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the French Tickler mug.To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
Get the douche mug.downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
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Get the sac-de-noix mug.A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.
by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020
Get the Wonder-Bed mug.soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.
by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020
Get the soixante-neuf mug.A guy's C-Spot is that special place on his cock that makes him have a squirt-gasm when he blows his creamy load and has at least a tit-gasm, but more probably a mouthful of cum.
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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