Definitions by USAF Cadet

Five-Minute Spit-Roast 

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

Five-Minute Spit-Roast by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

jack me off 

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

jack me off by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

frost him 

frost him is what a guy says to all the the other dudes they're giving cadet bukakke to when they want to paint him white with their cum.

We were having a FratX Night, and while I was sucking dick , I heard someone shout 'Yeah - frost him!"

frost him by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

FratX Night 

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.

We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!

FratX Night by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

lace curtains 

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

lace curtains by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.

When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!

butt-pussy by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

condom-cum 

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

condom-cum by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021