butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is what a guy gets when he's double-dicked in his mouth or asshole.

A couple of my cadet roomies gave me a double-cream filling last night before I went to bed!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.

Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 09, 2021

de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.

It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

sneeze-gasm

A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.

I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!

by USAF Cadet November 04, 2020