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Definitions by USAF Cadet

handball 

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.
I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!
handball by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
WOW is MOM spelled upside-down.
I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!
WOW by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
hard-ball by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Cadet Menage a Trois 

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.
Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

Cadet Leapfrog 

Cadet Leapfrog is a like a FratX initiation -- all the cadets involved first get naked. Then they stoop down in Leapfrog position and they begin by having the last guy stick his tongue up the asshole of the guy ahead of him and give him a rim-job. Each cadet does this to the cadet ahead of him (Daisy-Chain Rim-fuck). Then, a starter cadet leaps over the one in front of him, being sure to smack his cock & balls on the dude' head. When he reaches the end, he turns and gets a blowjob from the last cadet he leapfrogged over -- this continues until each participant has had at least one cumgasm.
We played Cadet Leapfrog last night and I'm still cum-drunk!
Cadet Leapfrog by USAF Cadet August 28, 2021
A lip -hook is a guy's prong-like dick that points straight up.
Matt told me to hang my mouth on his lip-hook!
lip-hook by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

gooey eruption 

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.
Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!
gooey eruption by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021