USAF Cadet's definitions

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.

I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.

Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

My Hole

My Hole is the cute, pink, tight, puckered entry into my fuck-chute.

My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temp tattoo on My Hole while I was asleep!

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021