USAF Cadet's definitions

goop

goop is a guy's cum.

My cum-buddy jacked me off this morning, and I blew my goop everywhere!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.

Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.

I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020