GOPQ-anon

GOPQ-anon is the new Republiturd Whig-ghastly Party.

Here at the Academy, there aren't any cadets who follow the GOPQ-anon Party!

by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 01, 2021

maskhole

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

grower

A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.

Matt is a shower, but his friend Connor, is a grower.

by USAF Cadet January 06, 2021

soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020