my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom is the best mom in the whole world!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021
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by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 09, 2021
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Date

That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?

All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
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kajun

1. Very; extremely; of a high degree
2. When you ejaculate so frequently in class that you get kicked out of the school
1. That guy runs kajun fast!
2. I can't go to Amethyst Academy anymore because I committed kajun.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021
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Lenny face. Often used on the INTERNET when something weird is happening.
Also see: Lenny face
HAHA LOOK AT THAT! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 01, 2021
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Dum

how dumb people type dumb
Untitled document by dum person
Hy I am a dum prsin an too day I wil bee teling u al abowt dum peeple
by URB4N D1C710N4RY June 02, 2021
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Erection

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls
Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021
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