UR MOM's definitions

ceres

Also known as the roman goddess demeter

Isnt ceres hot?!

by ur mom February 23, 2004

Batty Crease

a creasing of the anus after exessive boneing

you are a batty crease!!!!

by ur mom April 10, 2003

berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 7, 2005

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

Redneck

1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.

LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"

by Ur Mom September 15, 2004