Definitions by UNKNOWN

Volknine 

(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.

Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.

'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."

"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."

Volknine by unknown April 18, 2005

KBert 

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

KBert by unknown April 16, 2005

quadfest

An annual spring event at Radford University involving free live bands and food where students (and some faculty) begin drinking at 12pm on thursday, drink straight through the weekend, and stop drinking at 8am monday. Some years they even have to bring in the National Guard to control the drunken insanity.

"it's 10am on a friday and you're drunk already?!?"
"IT'S QUADFEST!"

quadfest by unknown April 16, 2005

Cracka Luv 

The whitest nigga you'll ever know. He broke mad ground.

Cracka Luv is tha shit mane

Cracka Luv by unknown April 13, 2005

zingading 

a tasty choclaty treat

xomfg i love these zingadings

zingading by unknown April 10, 2005

deeker 

the best web site ever

deeker is a site with diaper stories.

deeker by unknown April 9, 2005

mcas 

a standardized test in Mass that you need to pass to graduate, may be recognized with the feeling of being so bored you want to stick your #2 pencils in your nostrils and pretend to be a walrus

A: NO DON'T JUMP YPU HAVE SOOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
B:....I have the mcas tomorrow
A: Hmmmm... i see your piont

mcas by unknown April 6, 2005