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Definitions by UM North Quad

laughing my ass off pooping
or
laughing my ass of pissing

basically laughing so hard you soil yourself
(says something generically funny)

LMAOP!!!!

(smells the air) EWWWWW what smells like shart?!
lmaop by UM North Quad July 11, 2011

nyan challenge 

the act of watching "nyan cat" for 10 hours or longer
Don't disturb him he's plugged in!
He's programming facebook pages?
NO! He's doing the nyan challenge, he's 6 hours in!
My what a strong willed man...

The B Word 

1.) a non profane way of saying bitch
2.) a phrase used to refer to any words starting with b to indicate a stronger connotation
3.) in the context of an airport of any government security checkpoint, the b word can and does refer to bomb
dude! tommy just got pulled out and arrested for saying the b word!
bitch?
no! bomb! it was at the airport!
oh shit...
The B Word by UM North Quad March 21, 2011

hollywood treatment 

when a mainstream film producer adapts an original idea/story/novel into a film, but compromises many plot points for the purpose of making money off of the film to a larger more general audience; much of this is in dismay to the original writer who in the end has little control over what happens
author: aw man! what happened to my story? they ruined it completely! this man wasn't supposed to die! and what's with this love triangle?

onlooker: you got the hollywood treatment man!

mothersucker 

A non-obscene version of motherfucker. Good for situations where swearing is a bad idea.
oh mothersucker! can't believe I just lost!
mothersucker by UM North Quad September 1, 2010

alcohol contact 

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

serious stubble 

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.
person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard