Definitions by U da Man!

Limpdiculous 

Golf putt that is hit so weakly its like the golf ball is hit with a limp noodle.

That limpdiculous putt was hit so weak and short it had a zero chance of getting near the hole!

Limpdiculous by U da Man! February 18, 2023

TexAgs +2 

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.

I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.

TexAgs +2 by U da Man! May 26, 2022

hookenfucker 

Severely hooking golf shot. Also referred to as the German Ball.

Look at that German Ball Hookenfucker go left and out of bounds.

hookenfucker by U da Man! June 15, 2019

Echolsing 

Stopping a string of friendly texts among friends with a buzzkill message.

Helena halted our chatter text with her echolsing message.

Echolsing by U da Man! March 19, 2014