Ty's definitions

desirement

An implied requirement, that is not specifically required.

It is a desirement to takeoff in under 2000 feet.

by Ty June 3, 2004

fatty fatty 2 by 4

...can't fit through the kitchen door.

(does anyone know the rest of "skinny, skinny, 1 by 8?"

by ty August 26, 2003

circumcised

NO/and or OWWWW

no...no.....NO.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH. damn it man that shit fuckin HURTS like a MOTHER FUCKER.

by ty February 13, 2004

MFDC

Mt. Firebrand Deatheart Conglomerate

one of such conglomerates that partakes in or delegates the naming of important sea-faring vessels and is generally autocratic, though in the guise of a democracy.

by ty February 27, 2004

jelly bracelets

I didnt even know the meaning of them or that they meant anything to do with sex. my girlfriend gave me a black one and a orange one and told me to wear them i didnt think much of it and put it on. then after reading this i know how she meant it as in the sex way. i find it kinda funny people think by tearing it off your going to get what it "means" she tore my black one off and...

my girl *snap* haha theres your black one you owe me something
me: " what's it mean"
my girl: " sex"
me: haha
~ i will add i didn't have sex with her people need to chill out and take a joke its not like teens aren't hearing about sex or anything any other way look whats on tv now.. i mean come on lets kids be kids

by ty August 30, 2004

bring it around town

Definition: let's get this party goin'!

"hey joe"
"yeah bob?"
"i got da hook ups wit sum dank."
"Bring it around town!"

by Ty March 13, 2003

man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard

check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta

by ty April 2, 2005