Ty's definitions

Joka n Phreese

Quite possiblt the most moronic beings in existance.

Joka n Phreese like anal sex, especially those including large black men.

by Ty December 6, 2004

salad

The salad is the anus. It is used in reference with the act of licking one's anus. Toss the salad.

She offered grape jelly to me when I was tossing her salad.

by Ty December 19, 2004

poopsy

see mish, 2nd definition

Wow, that hottie is the poopsy!

by Ty October 17, 2004

Gank

1.) To steal, pilfer, and/or obtain without permission
2.) To injure someone intentionally, for whatever reason
Note: Can also be spoken aloud during the process of Ganking.

"That motherfucker just Ganked my shit!"
"I'ma Gank this sonofabitch!"
"Bitch, you been Ganked!" or, in the process, "Hey, is that your beer? Gank!"

by Ty December 2, 2004

klorai

the way one feels sexulally aroused when they see their love.

oh my gosh sheila i felt so klorai around ty!

by Ty July 29, 2003

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

ugly

the result of when u turn on your tv and see bill cosby

"wow, that guy is just rancid!"

by ty December 13, 2003