What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
Get the Ring Burnmug. This requires two men to be performing the cowboy position on their sexual partners. They also have to be perfectly aligned with each other because when the two men ejaculate simultaneously they kiss, hence Cowboy Kiss.
Joe: WASSSSUPPPPPP!
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 30, 2020
Get the Cowboy Kissmug. A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
by Two Spoon Destroyer January 01, 2021
Get the Bayou Bunnymug. 1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
Get the Loopholingmug. When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
Get the Onion Ringmug.