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Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.
Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
mugGet the Ring Burnmug.

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
mugGet the Ding dong kung-fumug.

Jamaican Wank

When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"

"Why, what happened?"

"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
mugGet the Jamaican Wankmug.

Loopholing

1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.

2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'

Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'

Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
mugGet the Loopholingmug.

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

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