by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020
This requires two men to be performing the cowboy position on their sexual partners. They also have to be perfectly aligned with each other because when the two men ejaculate simultaneously they kiss, hence Cowboy Kiss.
Joe: WASSSSUPPPPPP!
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 30, 2020
When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020