Two Spoon Destroyer's definitions
This requires two men to be performing the cowboy position on their sexual partners. They also have to be perfectly aligned with each other because when the two men ejaculate simultaneously they kiss, hence Cowboy Kiss.
Joe: WASSSSUPPPPPP!
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 30, 2020
Get the Cowboy Kissmug. Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
Get the Father Joemug. 1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
Get the Loopholingmug. When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
Get the Onion Ringmug. What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.
Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
Get the Ring Burnmug.