Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

by Twiggy April 14, 2005

giggleberry

Noun: testicles, nuts, balls, bits, jewels, nads, DNA factory, knackers, tonkers, bollocks, nutmegs, stones, huevos, cojones, valseuses, grapes, diamonds, cobblers, marbles, gonads, eggs, kintama, love blobs

My friend is in the hospital after getting smacked in the twig and giggleberries with a frying pan.

by Twiggy April 05, 2005

hobosapien

An intelligent hobo

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.

by Twiggy June 12, 2005

hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

by Twiggy May 04, 2005

whuthufhu

Phonetic pronunciation of "WTF" (What The Fuck)

D00d, my car g0t ownz0r3d by a b1rd. Whuthufhu?

by Twiggy June 10, 2005