TurnM3Up's definitions

York

The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.

Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Thursday night

The major party night for an avetard. The avetards usually hit campus corner every Thursday night until 2 AM and then come back to The Ave with the whole city of Norman and drink beers and White Claws for the afterparty because the party never ends. The dab rig usually also makes an appearance at this time and then everyone ends up out like a light by the end of it all. Getting fucked up this night also gives the avetards an excuse to skip class Friday, which would happen regardless.

Dude, it's Thursday night, which bar on campus corner are we going to tonight to get fucked up? You know the weekend always starts early at The Ave.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tard-charge

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.

I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

throw neck

The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.

I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

red sky carts

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.

I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

Velocity Vapor

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

avetard living room

The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.

I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019