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If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).
by TurkTurkleton August 23, 2011
Get the sex, drugs, and rock & rollmug. A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
Get the QWOPmug. Ex.1:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
by TurkTurkleton July 7, 2012
Get the Bill Pullmanmug. A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012
Get the unlicensed proctologistmug. 
Get the Diabetismug.