stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

clay

(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is.

(verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are

(noun)Vanilla ice is clay to the extreme.

(verb)That was the most clay ever.

by Turd Ferguson March 25, 2004

buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2004

Poopnut

noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.

1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!

by Turd Ferguson March 06, 2004

td4guy

Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.

Look at that td4guy over there, lets fuck that douche up.

by Turd Ferguson April 02, 2005

Paseano

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.

Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat

by Turd Ferguson December 30, 2004

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014