Definitions by Turd Ferguson

stoled 

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

stoled by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

O-Town 

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

O-Town by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005

redonkulus 

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

redonkulus by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

Asshole Retard 

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

Asshole Retard by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005

karbo 

an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.

wow, he must be a karbo.

karbo by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

Paseano

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.

Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat

Paseano by Turd Ferguson December 29, 2004

gutter whore 

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

gutter whore by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004