Turd Ferguson 's definitions

strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

coppola

To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.

Knock it off Copolla!

by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

full

to have had enought to eat

the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003