crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

dookie

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

O-Town

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

by Turd Ferguson February 21, 2005

theworstswear

The worst swear in the world, is no other than the word: Tupac.

"Tupac"
*world blows up*

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005