Turd Ferguson's definitions

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

Ninny

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy

You are such a little Ninny!

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

td4guy

Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.

Look at that td4guy over there, lets fuck that douche up.

by Turd Ferguson April 2, 2005

coppola

To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.

Knock it off Copolla!

by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

full

to have had enought to eat

the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003