Skip to main content

Tunmy AuGratin's definitions

Clit blipper

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
mugGet the Clit blippermug.

shithouse

1. noun. An object under discussion; the subject of a anecdote, always used in the pejorative sense.

2. Earth, or society at large.
1. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the shithousemug.

Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006
mugGet the Fart Blossommug.

Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006
mugGet the Cum of sum yun guymug.

stone faggot

1. A male homosexual, typicaly applied to one who is enthusiastic about his sexual orientation, a sexually promiscuous male homosexual, or a male homosexual who is stereotypically "gay" as in a "nelly" or "queen."

Stone can also mean "very", as in "very queer" and proud of it, "stone" being a superlative equivalent to "super".
"Elton John is a stone faggot!" Keith Richards hissed backstage.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
mugGet the stone faggotmug.

Poopdeck Pappy

The erstwhile father of the comic strip character Popeye the Sailor. Popeye, who orginally was parentless, first appeared as a minor character in cartoonist Elzie Crisler Segar's comic strip "Thimble Theatre" on January 17, 1929. Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye's long-lost, woman-hating father, himself did not come into existence until the Popeye the Sailor animated film short "Goonland" (1938), created by Max Fleischer.

An elderly homosexual male.

A pedophile.
Did you read in the paper that Oscar's father was arrested down at the pool hall soliciting high school students? I swear the old fuck has degenerated into a real Poopdeck Pappy.
by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006
mugGet the Poopdeck Pappymug.

groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)
I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the groin gravymug.

Share this definition