Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.
Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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cunt pajama

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom
I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006
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Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
by Tunmy AuGratin April 08, 2006
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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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