Tunmy AuGratin's definitions

ass chugger

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.

I read on the 'Net that George Bush was a real ass chugger as a member of Skull & Bones at Yale.

by Tunmy AuGratin July 11, 2006

ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.

That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

B.P.O.E.

An acronym meaning Biggest Prick On Earth or Biggest Pricks on Earth, typically refering to a despicable or a despised person or group rather than someone with a large penis. B.P.O.E. is derived from the acronym for the Benign Protective Order of Elks, a fraternal organization.

The bouncers over at Sasha's joint are strictly B.P.O.E., dude.

by Tunmy AuGratin March 2, 2006

Clit blipper

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.

"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

shithouse

1. noun. An object under discussion; the subject of a anecdote, always used in the pejorative sense.

2. Earth, or society at large.

1. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)

I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006