Definitions by Tunmy AuGratin

ass chugger 

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.

I read on the 'Net that George Bush was a real ass chugger as a member of Skull & Bones at Yale.

ass chugger by Tunmy AuGratin July 11, 2006

Bad Mama Jama

An obese black woman who was the subject of a series of pornographic films in the 1980s.

A wondrous black woman; a real piece of ass; a fox.

"According to Mayer and Abramson, Clarence Thomas' viewing pleasures included films such as The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama, about the interracial sexcapades of an obese black woman."

Bad Mama Jama by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.

Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.

Cum of sum yun guy by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

ass cakes 

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

ass cakes by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

ass chin

A fold of fat underneath the jaw line caused by an excess of body fat. Double chin.

"That fat muthafuckah has a humongous ass chin!"

ass chin by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

ass chocolate 

Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.

"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."

ass chocolate by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.

Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.

Ass crickets by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006