Definitions by Truckdriver

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

costectomy by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

dict

verb

Having a valid submission to Urban Dictionary rejected.

Although Walt's term was valid and his definition was accurate, he still got dict by the Urban Dictionary.

dict by Truckdriver April 19, 2009

Sham Pooh 

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

Sham Pooh by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

ballsac teebagger 

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

ballsac teebagger by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009