Austin, TX

The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
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Dave Rubin

Political commentator Dave Rubin, (in)famous for his rapid heelturn from a progressive, to a new atheist liberal, to a centrist, and finally a conservative within the time span of 2 years, all the while calling himself a "classical liberal". Often called a hack, a grifter, a charlatan, a sellout, or label much less kind for his statements.
Dave Rubin: Gaslighting is "*wrong description of Gaslighting*"
Michael Brooks: Dave Rubin is "*correct description of Dave Rubin*"
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Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.
Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man
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What you say when you want a child to shut their fucking mouth already.
Kid: What's a zeppelin?
You: We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams
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Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
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Michael Brooks

Politically progressive author, co-host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder and host of The Michael Brooks Show. Many peoples' introduction to Cornel West and Richard Wolff. Deeply missed. Rest in power, Mr Brooks.
Me: "I really miss the way Michael Brooks would kick around Dave Rubin"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"
by Troi_Baker March 08, 2021
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Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.
"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"
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