Cancel the clown

A desperate and somewhat dishonest technique parents use in which the parent announces that, due to poor behaviour, they’ve had to cancel an exciting event or activity they’d had planned. The parent, however, never actually planned the event in the first place.
“That’s it,” the mom told her misbehaving children, “I had to cancel the clown I’d booked for this afternoon!”
by TrishaE October 23, 2019
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Co-or

An expression used in place of a long sigh.
Co-or, Marjorie said when seeing the stack of dishes in the sink.
by TrishaE September 04, 2019
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