6 definitions by Trisha's da bomb

Dyke Damnation

The fear every lesbian has of turning into a fat, sad dyke when they get older.

I don't want to get dyke damnation, turning into a fat dyke is worse than burning in hell fire for all eternity!

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.

by Trisha's da bomb May 4, 2015

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!

by Trisha's da bomb May 4, 2015

Snot clot

When you can feel the hugest booger ever sitting in one of nostrils but you are in public and can't do anything about it.

Dammit, I've got the biggest snot clot right now, but I can't get at it till I get home.

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Realigaytion

When you realize you're gay at an inconvenient time

I had a realigaytion that I was a lesbian when I was giving him a handjob on his boat.

by Trisha's da bomb May 4, 2015

Cat stab fever

Wanting to kill a person's cat as a result of them talking about their cat for too long.

Person 1: "If Eric talks about his cat one more fucking time I will kill it in front of him". Person 2: "wow, you've got a serious case of cat stab fever."

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015