30 definitions by Triple J

guhufwyg

1. A cough and a sneeze at the same time...

2. Original name for a Wysiwyg untill they descovered its powers of deseption and imagary

1. Wait...wait...GUHUFWYG!!!*choke* *sniff*

by Triple J April 6, 2005

Little britan

The worst TV show ever, that disabled guy that says ya i know was only good in Shooting Stars.

I dont see the humour, its not funny its repetitive and boring.

by Triple J May 2, 2005

Corpsish

Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting

Dereks been acting corpsish since this morning I think hes on drugs or dead.

by Triple J October 3, 2005

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J August 31, 2005

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005

Hwechk

A sound usually made by someone being strangled half way through a sentance.

...And then he said he was HWECHK!!!

by Triple J April 28, 2005

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 2, 2005