Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Backwards

Title of the Red Dwarf TV series reverse pub fight.

\"This isnt a bar room brawl, its a bar room tidy... UN-RUMBLE!!!\"

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Hwechk

A sound usually made by someone being strangled half way through a sentance.

...And then he said he was HWECHK!!!

by Triple J April 28, 2005

Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Summink

Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.

Djya fink yur ard or summink?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Pike fish

Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.

The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.

by Triple J April 26, 2005