Trent Kuver's definitions

Pastabilities

A myriad of possibilities that can be done with the use of Pasta. Any number of choices that include pasta, usually in cooking.

I was cooking macaroni the other night and realized the meal pastabilities were off the charts.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Internety

Being online for what seems like forever. Staying on the Internet for way too long.

I was online last night for what seemed like an Internety!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Funkoordinated

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.

After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Flippin Jacks

Polite, non vulgar way to say "FUCKING JACKASSES."
Any group of people who are idiotic and moronic etc.
People who are stupid jackasses, idiots.

Can you believe those flippin jacks?
No, somebody needs to de-existify them!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Taardvark

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009