Treebonics's definitions

naplap

A Naplap is a crotchdoze

Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.

by Treebonics March 19, 2019

hughlarious

Hughlarious is Playboy-Funny.

That was Hughlarious, Playboy!!

by Treebonics November 29, 2018

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

snowballz

Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.

Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!

Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink

by Treebonics March 21, 2019

Pun Jango

When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.

I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!

by Treebonics October 31, 2015

cokepubes

A cokepube or cokepubes are white pubic hairs that develop in your maturation process as you enter an older age above the 30’s ish (maturation which varies from person to person)

Cranden woke up that morning on his 37th birthday and began to routinely comb his pubes in the mirror when suddenly he shock froze and zoomed in yelling “awwghhhH!! COKEPUBES!” and the n calmly plucked them out.

by Treebonics July 19, 2019

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018