Definitions by Torbert

thumbelievable 

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

thumbelievable by Torbert September 8, 2020

thumbelievable 

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

thumbelievable by Torbert September 8, 2020

Firus 

1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

Firus by Torbert September 8, 2020

Firus 

1. A firus is a fire that happen during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

Firus by Torbert September 8, 2020

Butt Lucky

Butt Lucky is when you have a secret desire to have anal sex and your partner brings it up and allows you to engage.

Jerry went out wth Cecilia last night and word is he was not only lucky, he was Butt Lucky!

Butt Lucky by Torbert March 21, 2020

Scrape 

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.

I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.

Scrape by Torbert July 30, 2019

Jumper 

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.

This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!

Jumper by Torbert July 25, 2019