by Torbert June 29, 2024

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.
This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!
by Torbert July 25, 2019

Butt Lucky is when you have a secret desire to have anal sex and your partner brings it up and allows you to engage.
by Torbert March 21, 2020

Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.
by Torbert July 26, 2021

Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!
by Torbert April 14, 2023

A HAMASSACARE is a terrorist or murderous or completely over the top event that is horrific or totally over-whellming to the victim like the one HAMAS perpetrated on the Israeli Kibbutz just beyond the Gaza border
by Torbert March 07, 2024

A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
by Torbert October 13, 2020
