Torbert's definitions

Jumper

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.

This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!

by Torbert July 25, 2019

Pokelahoma

Pokelahoma is the metaphoric place you go when you have sex with a new partner.

Paul said, “ Jenny and I finally went to Pokelahoma after the rodeo.

by Torbert January 7, 2023

tatoodles

Tatoodles is what you say when you have a tatoo removed. It’s like saying good by to your ink.

Tatoodles swastika and skulls,and giant back demon, I’m leaving prison and getting a job selling real estate.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Islamadad

Islamadad is the nickname name non Pakistani boyfriends give their Pakistani girlfriend's fathers.

Mike was recounting his first date with Noori where he met her Islamadad. Turns out he was pretty cool and ended up helping him on his AI project.

by Torbert April 1, 2023

scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

Franksgiving

Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.

Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!

by Torbert November 24, 2022

Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.

First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.

by Torbert May 30, 2021