An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.
The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.
by Torbert March 20, 2021
A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.
by Torbert March 28, 2021
Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 30, 2021
Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
by Torbert November 24, 2022
1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.
Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
That guy, Gary treats his girlfriend terribly. He’s a total Sam Quentin. We need to file an appeal and get her out of there.
by Torbert August 05, 2024