Torbert's definitions

tatoodles

Tatoodles is what you say when you have a tatoo removed. It’s like saying good by to your ink.

Tatoodles swastika and skulls,and giant back demon, I’m leaving prison and getting a job selling real estate.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

breand

To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.

After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.

by Torbert February 22, 2025

zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

Praydoh

Praydoh is a non toxic sculpting material that only allows its users to create religious figurines like adult and baby Jesuses, crosses, goblets, tablets and other replications of artifacts associated with the Judeo-Christian religions,

Mike, will you grab some Praydoh from the playroom, someone vandalized the manger in the front yard. I need to make a new Baby Jesus.

Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.

by Torbert October 7, 2020

scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

Islamadad

Islamadad is the nickname name non Pakistani boyfriends give their Pakistani girlfriend's fathers.

Mike was recounting his first date with Noori where he met her Islamadad. Turns out he was pretty cool and ended up helping him on his AI project.

by Torbert April 1, 2023

backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.

Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.

by Torbert September 29, 2025