Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Sqausharting

Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.

'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.

I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018