Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018

Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018

FiveArms

When your Forearms are basically the size of a normal bicep.

Shit Rita, look at the size of those forearms.
They're basically fivearms bro

by Torakvf44 October 04, 2018

Sqausharting

Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.

'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018