Toocrooked's definitions

Staged

See WWE

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

wh0re

Due to the language filter in Starsiege:Tribes, this word became widely used to describe someone who excessively uses a chaingun.

LPB chain wh0re!

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

ROTFWYM

"Rolling on the floor with your mom." Often used when ROFL and LMAO get played out.

Owned! ROTFWYM

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

world of hurt

To suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however. The usage of the word "world" doesn't always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.

I spent my first year of college drinking and failing classes. Now Daddy won't pay my tuition, and I have to go to community college. I'm in a world of hurt!

Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.

...Not that that actually happened or anything...

by TooCrooked June 28, 2008

huevos

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...

He did not have the huevos to prepare any huevos. Go suck a huevo.

by TooCrooked February 19, 2004

wth

Can also mean "when the hell".

WTH did that happen?

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003