Toocrooked's definitions

ROTFWYM

"Rolling on the floor with your mom." Often used when ROFL and LMAO get played out.

Owned! ROTFWYM

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

poc

Peice of Crap.

that tampa bay game was a POC

by TooCrooked November 25, 2003

DNF

Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.

DNF DNF.

Profound!

by TooCrooked October 2, 2005

pharm

To camp (continueally hunt) a spawn (an area or specific place a computer character inhabits) and kill a computer character (npc) so as to reap the benefits of multiple items from said spawn.

Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.

That &*#$ has been pharming that camp for days, and wont give anyone else a chance.

by TooCrooked November 8, 2003

Gimmie

More or less a freebie that requires some sort of (minimal) effort to obtain. Often used in the context of athletics, but may have other applications.

The quarterback threw up a gimmie, but i just couldn't pull it in.

The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.

by TooCrooked March 28, 2009

Wounded Duck

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.

So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.

by TooCrooked March 29, 2009

lagger

In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.

wtf kick lagger

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003