Toocrooked's definitions
Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...
by TooCrooked February 19, 2004
Get the huevosmug. by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
Get the NCOmug. 
Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
by TooCrooked December 3, 2004
Get the Non Same Sex Marriagemug. To suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however. The usage of the word "world" doesn't always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.
I spent my first year of college drinking and failing classes. Now Daddy won't pay my tuition, and I have to go to community college. I'm in a world of hurt!
Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.
...Not that that actually happened or anything...
Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.
...Not that that actually happened or anything...
by TooCrooked June 28, 2008
Get the world of hurtmug. In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
Get the laggermug. This word is derived from the word "waiter" or "waitress", and put together with the suffix "-tron".
Etymology of "-tron": Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English.
It is a dehumanizing term often used to refer to a waiter/waitress.
Etymology of "-tron": Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English.
It is a dehumanizing term often used to refer to a waiter/waitress.
Dick goes into a restaurant and places a stack of one dollar bills on the table. Dick tells the waitron that this is his tip. If the waitron does bad, a dollar will be taken away. Good, a dollar put back. As his server slowly dissatisfies him, he removes the money from the tip pile. Waitron is saddened.
by TooCrooked December 3, 2004
Get the Waitronmug.