Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TooSick4U

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Head Master by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

Pig Tale by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

salad head by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

ex Box -- a former girlfriend, lover or woman with whom you you no longer have sex.

Yo, Jeremy, Jojo is looking good.

Dawg, don't matter to me. She's my eX Box. I am with Kiki now.

eX Box by TooSick4U May 3, 2007

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.