by TooSick4U October 17, 2009

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots
by TooSick4U February 10, 2010

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.
Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.
by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power
Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.
by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

Scotty Pimpin' -- an allusion to CDR Montgomery Scott of Star Trek meaning to exergerate needs so that when you come in underbudget and undertime, you look good for the effort; to bluff
James was just Scotty Pimpin' when he said the job would take two weeks and cost 10k, so when he was done in ten days, spending 6k, he looked good and got the promotion.
by TooSick4U October 01, 2009

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

The oversight committee was all bitch and no bite; they complained about management, but they never submitted any complaints to make things change.
by TooSick4U June 29, 2011
