side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 06, 2009

fiscal incest

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.

Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.

by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

by TooSick4U March 15, 2014

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 09, 2015

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U September 17, 2008

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 06, 2007

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U July 11, 2008