Definitions by TooSick4U

Head Master 

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Head Master by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Dr. Goodhead 

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

Pig Tale by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

salad head 

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

salad head by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

Speedo torpedo 

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

Speedo torpedo by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

eX Box 

ex Box -- a former girlfriend, lover or woman with whom you you no longer have sex.

Yo, Jeremy, Jojo is looking good.

Dawg, don't matter to me. She's my eX Box. I am with Kiki now.

eX Box by TooSick4U May 3, 2007

Getting his Ahab on 

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.

Getting his Ahab on by TooSick4U May 3, 2007