the Doors

The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.

"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"

"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005

freddie mercury

the lead singer of Queen, considered te best singer who ever lived.

Damn, dat William Hung aint no freddie mercury.

by Tony ramone July 18, 2008

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Quentin tarantino

The greatest director to appear in the nineties, and one of the greatest all-time. Tho he has few films out, they are all kick ass. Spike Lee said hes racist.

Spike: "man Quentin, there is so many racial slurs in your movies"

Quentin: "Sorry, I dont sign autogrpahs for black people."

by Tony ramone July 06, 2005

BoY

1. A term pedophiles use for their victims.

2. A name for a slave

"HEY BOY!!!!! WE GONNA PLAY a GAME"


"yessir"

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

jesus

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.

Jesus is dead get over it

by Tony ramone September 23, 2006

fox news

Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.

"Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005