11 definitions by Tony du Angletere
Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.
Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.
Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.
by Tony du Angletere May 6, 2022
NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.
From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 30, 2022
In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022