Tony du Angletere's definitions
Noun - Coll.
A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
by Tony du Angletere March 23, 2022
Get the Suncupmug. Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.
From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
Get the Toolmug. In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022
Get the Freudian Splitmug. NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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