Urskin

Noun, Modern text, designer vagina era

Meaning :U R Skinned (you are shaven in the pubic region)

Etymology: created in response to a 'Ruskin' being taken colloquially to mean unshaven pubic region.

A:"Well I don't worry about getting my bikini line done anymore, I just go URSKIN! See!

B: Yeah, wow! You are skinned! Personally I go for a Ruskin, look at mine.... etc"

by Tony du Angletere March 18, 2022

Chuzzle

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.

"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"

by Tony du Angletere April 11, 2022

Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

by Tony du Angletere May 02, 2022

Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.

Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?

by Tony du Angletere April 09, 2022